okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”
You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.
"Are you serious right now, Dad?"
"No, I’m not serious. I’m Dad. He’s Sirius."
"You’ll meet a nice girl and take her on a date. She’ll be beautiful and you’ll make her feel that way. Being the amazing person that you are, you’ll win her heart. You’ll open doors for her and hold her hand. You’ll fall in love. She’ll be everything you ever dreamed of. I’ll be sad and I’ll feel envy, but I don’t care as long as you’re happy."